Kevin Brown's new contract

American-style light lager.

World's best lager

Slurp one

Just for me

Ozzie plan.

A good way to start the fourth inning.

Who's the guy who gets his poems

by blacking out words

        in the newspaper?

Hello, impatientist me.

Let's go to Mexico let's get bladder infections.

Let's eat nachos

        and piss in the sea.

You dropped the third strike,

I'm running.