Cub/Card Haiku

1
Now this game's
starting to feel like
Cubs vs Cards.

               (after Hughes)


2
Even though I'm home alone,
the sound of the game
in every room.


3
Izturis breaks for home
but Looper misses the pitch.
Suicide indeed.

Revelation

Cub fans swarm Miller
like first-place locusts —
this is the Apocalypse.

Nervous Laughter

Pat and Ron
joking about Jimmy Gobble —
close game in Phoenix.

Untitled

    by Dustin Block


The roof is open-
The Sausages are ready-
Bring on the Cubbies


More Brew Crew haiku here.

Dorothy Baseball

To get it clear I
fight the storms of Illinois —
ruby batting gloves.

Cubs win! Cubs win!

        That's a negatory

   that's a negatory,  but —

          it's not as crazy

                 as that

      crazy contract

                 Kerry Wood

  signed

                   with the Cubs.

3-3

Now this game's
starting to feel like
Cubs vs Cards.

                 (after Hughes)

Gum

There's a Trammell
in the Cub dugout —
Alan or Bubba?

Called strike two

Gagne native Canada
looks back Soto —
Ward is due.

Blowing over?

Corpas coughs up
  Cub win
number 10,000.

Seriously

She can't choose
Between the Yanks and the Cubs? —
Hillary R.C.