Cub/Card Haiku

1
Now this game's
starting to feel like
Cubs vs Cards.

               (after Hughes)


2
Even though I'm home alone,
the sound of the game
in every room.


3
Izturis breaks for home
but Looper misses the pitch.
Suicide indeed.

Nervous Laughter

Pat and Ron
joking about Jimmy Gobble —
close game in Phoenix.

Cubs win! Cubs win!

        That's a negatory

   that's a negatory,  but —

          it's not as crazy

                 as that

      crazy contract

                 Kerry Wood

  signed

                   with the Cubs.