Friday, May 30, 2008

Curve


Struggling against stitches,
sixty feet of summer air
pull the string.

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720 WGN


Pat kicks it to Ron
for a game summary —
Ron just laughs.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Reds


Cincinnati
must've been one of those
crappy-hitting Indians.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Kevin Brown's new contract


American-style light lager.

World's best lager

Slurp one

Just for me

Ozzie plan.

A good way to start the fourth inning.

Who's the guy who gets his poems

by blacking out words

        in the newspaper?

Hello, impatientist me.

Let's go to Mexico let's get bladder infections.

Let's eat nachos

        and piss in the sea.

You dropped the third strike,

I'm running.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bad relief


Pitching coach
running out
from the dugout.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Hall of fame?


Gaylord Perry
never played for them —
the Rockies.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Scotch & Baseball


1
Fantasy troubles.
But I've got scotch
and a ballgame.


2
Extras mean
another scotch.
So what?

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Monday, May 5, 2008

KOA delay


Rockies from Denver.
I hear things
one pitch late.

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Reyes


Pitcher doing
    two things
at once.

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3-3


Now this game's
starting to feel like
Cubs vs Cards.

                 (after Hughes)

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The Jones Bros.


Not Pierre
but Jones the spare
outfielder.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Gum


There's a Trammell
in the Cub dugout —
Alan or Bubba?

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I knew I should've brought that poncho


Rain delay
means I'm drunk
at the end of this one.

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